by Kaptain Karl and Memphis Evans
Lock the windows, lock the doors, here comes Santa Claus
He'll steal your books and steal your toys and scratch you with his claws
If you don't believe in him, he'll turn you into a toy
Donner and Blitzen will lick off all your paint
Donner and Blitzen will die because of you
You're covered in lead paint from not believing in Santa Claus
Lock the windows, lock the doors, here comes Santa Claus
Santa Claus is comin' for you, he's comin' for you and me
Santa Claus is pretty mad, as mad as an elf can be
You broke into his secure files, you took away his keyboard
So now he's gotta write that list by hand, it makes him as mad as an elf can be
Lock the windows, lock the doors, here comes Santa Claus
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